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A Layman's Guide to Medical Terminology

keane
17-08-2007 01:43

ARTERY - The study of Fine Painting

BARIUM - What you do when a patient dies

BENIGN - What you are after you are eight

CESAREAN SECTION - A district in Rome

COLIC - A sheep dog

CONGENITAL - Friendly

DILATE - To live long

FESTER - Quicker

G.I. SERIES - Baseball game between soldiers

HANGNAIL - Coat hook

MEDICAL STAFF - A doctor's cane

MINOR OPERATION - Coal digging

MORBID - A higher offer

NITRATE - Lower than a day rate

NODE - Was aware of

ORGANIC - Church musician

OUT PATIENT - A person who has fainted

POST-OPERATIVE - A letter carrier

PROTEIN - In favor of young people

SECRETION - Hiding anything

SEROLOGY - Study of English Knighthood

TABLET - A small table

TUMOR - An extra pair

URINE - Opposite of you're out

VARICOSE VEINS - Veins very close together

:lol:

Re: A Layman's Guide to Medical Terminology

mike
17-08-2007 01:44

I've got some more for you

Bacteria - Bck door to cafeteria

Cat Scan - Searching for kitty

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

Coma - A puctuation mark

D & C - Where Washington is

Enema - Not a friend

Fibula - A small lie

Impotent - Distinguished, well-known

Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work

Pap Smear - A fatherhood test

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

Rectum - Darn near killed him

Seizure - Roman Emperor

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the bus station

Varicose - Near by

Vein - Conceited

Enjoy!
:lol:

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